All Access Pass

READY FOR ALL ROUTES: No matter the position, portal, or plot twist, this duo’s ready for it all. Featuring our best-selling 12oz Water-Based Anal Lube for thick, stay-put backdoor play, plus 8oz Barely There Thin Silicone Lube for silky front-door finesse. One’s built for cushion and control. The other for pure glide without the show-off. Use them solo. Use them together. Use them anytime things need to go in smooth and stay wild.

How To Use: Splash a bit on and enjoy! Live the #LUBELIFE, you earned it...

Pick Your Drip: Need max cushion? Go water-based and ride that stay-put slip straight to cloud nine (or backdoor bliss). Craving silky stealth? Choose Barely There Silicone for a glide-y, subtle slip that won’t quit or shout about it. Want both? Live your lube fantasy. There are no rules. Only holes.

If It Fits, It Slips: Wherever you're headed. Bits, butts, bodies, toys... just ask permission first. This lube duo is internal-safe, backside-friendly, and always down to get invited to the party.

More Is More: Use generously. Then use a little more. Especially if you’re switching gears (or positions). More lube = less stress = better sex. Simple math, babe.

Cleanup Without the Come-Down: Water-based rinses clean with a splash. Silicone lube? A little warm soapy water and it’s outta there. No weird residue, no post-glide regrets.

Store Like a Pro: Keep both bottles somewhere cool, dry, and bedside-ready. Not baking in the sun, not chilling by the window, and definitely not next to last night’s leftovers.

One Bundle for Every Hole: This dynamic duo includes one 12oz Water-Based Anal Lube and one 8oz Barely There Silicone Lube, so you can grip it, slip it, and go wherever the night takes you: front door, back door, side door, balcony? It’s your world, babe.

Thicc for the Back, Slick for the Rest: The anal lube? Thicker than your ex’s ego. Built to stay put, deliver max cushion, and make booty play a breeze. The silicone lube? Thin, silky, and subtle AF. It glides like a whisper but finishes like a mic drop.

Two Formulas. One Friction-Free Mission: Water-based for easy cleanups. Silicone-based for marathon sessions. Both made without sulfates, parabens, or judgment.

Slippery Without the Show-Off: Our Barely There Thin Silicone Lube gives you the glide without the spotlight. It’s the stealth mode of foreplay... smooth, non-sticky, and down for whatever.

Toy + Condom Compatible: Latex? Love it. Polyisoprene? Totally. Polyurethane? Pass if using water-based. Toys? Kinda...just skip the silicone ones with the silicone lube, we don’t do meltdowns.

Made in the USA: Manufactured under strict quality standards for safety and consistency.

What’s in the All Access Pass bundle?

One thick, water-based anal lube built for cushion and control. One lightweight, thin silicone lube that’s slippery AF and stealthy as hell. You pick the portal, we’ve got your glide.

Why two lubes though?

Because you deserve options bestie. Need stay-put grip for backdoor action? Water-based. Want a whisper-slick glide for front-door finesse? Silicone’s your MVP. One duo. Infinite entries.

Is the Water-based Anal lube really that different?

Oh, she’s built different. Thick, smooth, and engineered for booty duty. No drip, all grip. It’s like a firm hug… from the inside.

Can I use the All Access bundle with my toys?

Yes, but choose your player wisely. Water-based? Toy-friendly all day. Silicone-based? Slick as hell, but not a fan of silicone toys (they don’t vibe well). Always patch test if you’re playin’ with the avant-garde.

Can I use the All Access bundle lubes together?

Not recommended, mix-master. Silicone + water-based = a weird science project, not a sexy time. Pick one per session or per scene. You’ve got options, not homework.

Can I use either of the All Access lubes the shower?

Water-based? Nah, she'll ghost you mid-thrust. But the silicone? Oh, she’s a shower slut. Water-resistant, drama-free, and down for the steamiest scenes.

How much of the All Access lubes should I use?

More than you think. Trust us. This isn’t the time to ration. Goop it up, slide it in, and let the lube do the heavy lifting.

Where should I store the All Access bundle?

Keep both bottles somewhere cool, dry, and bedroom-ready. Not in your kitchen cabinet, not next to the candles, and definitely not in your hiking bag (unless you’re into that).