12 Days of Holiday Sex
The holidays are right around the corner and despite what some holiday carols will tell you, no one actually wants three French hens, two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree. What everyone really wants are endless orgasms. So if your goal this holiday season is to get on Santa’s naughty list, here’s how you should spend this season of giving. These are the 12 days of holiday sex.
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Mutual masturbation
Sorry, you can’t ask Santa’s elves for help. For the first day of holiday sex, you and your partner are going to masturbate next to each other. This may seem awkward at first, but you’ll see that almost nothing is sexier than watching your partner pleasure themselves… and vice versa! Just make sure you’re prepped with the Handie Masturbation Cream if you’re going manual or the Water-Based Toy Lubricant if you’re using your favorite vibrator.
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Have sex with your clothes on
Baby it’s cold outside… So let's try having sex with our clothes on. People automatically assume that hot sex means getting completely naked — but sometimes, it’s even hotter to slip panties to the side or have a shirt half-lifted up. Keeping some clothes on creates a feeling of excitement and secrecy. Plus, it’s a great way to break your habit of immediately throwing all your clothes off.
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Foreplay only
No unwrapping any gifts… or each other. For the third day of holiday sex, you and your partner are going to go back to the basics — and that’s it. I’m talking make out sessions, heavy petting, and every base except for home. Doing a foreplay-only day will help you slow down and focus on your partner’s body. You might even learn something new about each other’s pleasure. Keep in mind that just because you’re not having sex doesn’t mean you can’t use a finger (or two). And if you do, be sure to use the Coconut Hybrid Lubricant.
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Sext your naughty list
Whether you use Christmas puns or not, tell your partner all the ways you want to end up on the naughty list with them. Here are some suggestions:
“Do you want to be a ho ho ho for me tonight?”
“I’m not Santa, but you can still sit on my lap.”
“How bad have you been this year?”
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Sexy gift exchange
Of course, you want to get your partner something meaningful for the holidays. But that doesn’t mean you can’t have a sexy gift exchange as well. For the fifth day of holiday sex, you and your partner are going to give each other a surprise sexy gift. Whether that’s a new sex toy, a flavored lube you want to lick off of them, or some sexy lingerie, it’ll be exciting to see what excites your partner.
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Mistletoe challenge
When you’re with someone for a while, you can get into the habit of assuming to know what your partner likes. But with the mistletoe challenge, you’ll get the chance to work on your communication skills in the most sexy, festive way possible. Take turns holding the mistletoe over whatever part of your body you want your partner to kiss. Guide them over your erogenous zones and favorite hidden spots — and then switch.
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Back door play
Give the gift of anal this holiday season. Whether you’re into anal penetration or just beginning to dabble into butt stuff, on this day of holiday sex try out some sort of backdoor play. If you’re into anal sex, you’ll want to use the Water-Based Anal Lubricant. But if you’re fine with just a rim job, the Peaches & Cream Anal Delight will help you taste absolutely delicious.
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Sensory
Hot cocoa by the fire sounds delicious. Hot cocoa dripped on your body? Even better. Try out different sensations with your partner. Just remember to make sure the hot chocolate isn’t too hot and that you’re not using any down there — we don’t want to give anyone a yeast infection. And if food play really isn’t your thing, you can still play with sensation by using the Water-Based Warming Lubricant or the Water-Based Cooling Lubricant.
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A Different Kind of Christmas Carol
Deck the halls? More like deck the balls. Make a joint sex playlist with your partner and let it set the mood for your next hookup.
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A Season of Giving
Sometimes the sexiest thing you can do is focus entirely on your partner’s pleasure. Surprise them by taking your time and making them the center of attention: Whether that’s exploring their body with your hands, going down on them, or trying out a fantasy they’ve been craving, make it all about them. You’ll be surprised at how much you get out of it. Keep things extra hot by using the Ultra Slick Thick Silicone Lubricant.
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Have sex in your childhood home
Going home for the holidays? One of your fantasies has to be getting railed in your childhood home. Whether this means having super quiet sex or getting a quickie in while everyone’s out shopping, this challenge is a fun way to get a little risky and frisky this holiday season. But if you’re trying to keep quiet, remember to keep things as smooth as possible with the Barely There Thin Silicone Lubricant.
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Try Out Festive Sex Positions
On the 12th day of holiday sex, give your partner a new position to gush over. Here are some festive suggestions:
Santa’s Lap: Have the giving partner sit on a chair, and then facing away from them, lower yourself on to them. This not only feels great, but also gives your partner the chance to explore your body with their hands.
Snow Angel: The receiving partner should lay flat on their back with their arms and legs spread out (like a snow angel!). The giving partner then gets on top. While this is similar to missionary, the spread-out position allows your body to relax and feel freer, which can help increase pleasure.
Frisky Rudolph: Forget doggy style, we’re trying the Frisky Rudolph. In this position, the receiving partner is going to get on all fours. But rather than getting behind them, the giving partner is going to place their legs on the side of the receiving partner’s legs, almost sitting on top of them. Then, they should adjust so that they’re penetrating them from slightly above.
To make any of these positions feel better, use the Silky Premium Silicone Lubricant.